Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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some of you live in areas cold enough for ice crystals to precipitate from the atmosphere and it snows
I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping
“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”
“oh beans”
wow…a homeowner…so responsible
homeowner
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me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas
my cat:
plague doctors suiting up cuz another diseased bitch need some leeches on ha stomach
plague doctor watching the patient croak anyways cuz them leeches n bibles verses ain’t did shit
plague doctor looking at all the death but still off to treat bartholomew the sixth cuz his ass getting paid either way
plague doctor facing execution if they don’t heal the king from a generic disease european science hasn’t advanced enough to address
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fuck it up Beverly!!
Me @ Beverly
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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
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