Passion: Folk music and fondue
Spirit Animal: Cookie Monster
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
Today has been the worst day
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
imagine an episode of night vale where nothing is ominous or strange or conspiracy filled or magic and cecil just reads normal town stuff and the actual traffic and a normal ad from sponsors and the weather is ACTUALLY A WEATHER REPORT and then you hear the door open and two cecils talking and it turns out this entire time it’s just been an owl with the ability to steal people’s voices had hijacked the show and cecil shoos it out the window of the station with a broom
Me: Opps ran into a force field wall
Me: I guess Finnick will just have to stick his tongue down my throat
My car (which just got fixed yesterday) broke down in the shady part of town and now I’m crying in a piggly wiggly parking lot and I’m going to be late to work along with 2 other coworkers that have to come to get me and I just don’t want to do today anymore.