I had to call in sick from work today and I think my boss just asked if I was pregnant?
He asked if I’d be able to come in tonight instead of this morning and I told him that I doubt it because of how bad it is.
I haven’t missed work in quite some time.
He then replied asking if I had been getting sick “every morning?”
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so: